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  •  Technology for Country Folk By: Gulzaib
    1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. 5. MEGA HERTZ: ... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Quotes II By: Gulzaib
    * The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. * Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Quotes I By: Gulzaib
    * A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... * If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? * I believe... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Men & Women II By: Gulzaib
    Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the ni... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Masturbation By: Gulzaib
    ...a handy subject with many advantages. 1. you don't have to look your best 2. you never have to say "I love you"...promise to mow the lawn... buy flowers/dinner...lie about the size... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  More Marriage Quotes By: Gulzaib
    "If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books." - Alan King. "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor.... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Marriage Quotes By: Gulzaib
    "Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." - Billy Conolly. "A woman asked her husband to go to the video store and get 'Scent of a Woman'. Her husban... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Marriage Humor By: Gulzaib
    How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Ge... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Man + Woman By: Gulzaib
    Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage Smart Boss + Smart Emp... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Learn Chinese for Free By: Gulzaib
    English phrase Chinese Interpretation Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Stupid ManDum Gai ... [ Read Full Joke ]

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