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Best Collection of Transportation Jokes

  •  RIDING HIS BIKE By: Adnan
    There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother's house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway's made it by there by 2PM. One day he tried to make it in 1 hour. Collapsing o... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  THE IMPORTED SPORTS CAR By: Adnan
    The work of a certain timid but thorough law clerk was valued for its precision, so soon he was making money to buy himself a nice imported sports car. Not long afterwards he had the misfortune t... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  THREE MEN ON A PLANE By: Adnan
    Three men are on a plane. They open a window and one throws an orange out. The other throws out an apple. The Third throws out a hand grenade. After getting off of the plane, they see a boy cryin... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  MOTORWAY BREAK DOWN By: Adnan
    A car breaks down along the motorway one day, so the driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the motorway. He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in trench coats. The m... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  AIR LINE PILOT By: Adnan
    An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the intercom. He said to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a dump and then put the make on ... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Ugliest Baby By: Lucky
    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, 'That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.' In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the r... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 47 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:55:02 PM
  •  The Yugo and the Rolls Royce By: Lucky
    A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone ... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Stereotyping By: Lucky
    An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along. Af... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Short Landing Strip By: Lucky
    Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile, just drinking gets boring, so the first guy looks at the second guy and says, "Hey, you want to go up for a ride in my airplane?" ... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Puppy on a Plane By: Lucky
    On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid the pup down t... [ Read Full Joke ]

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