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  •  WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES By: Adnan
    New error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows XP operating system... 1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 217 | Rating: 3.0 of 5 | Votes: 5 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:42:20 AM
  •  MICROSOFT BUYS A LITTLE TIME By: Adnan
    In a surprise move, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates announced yesterday that he has purchased the entire calendar year of 1998. 1998 will be replaced instead by "Year-M" to be followed by actual 1998. "... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 171 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:41:49 AM
  •  BILL MEETS SATAN By: Adnan
    Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your li... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 169 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:41:33 AM
  •  THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER By: Adnan
    A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The fr... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 200 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:41:17 AM
  •  TOP TEN LINES FROM INTERNET CHATROOMS By: Adnan
    1 You're different.....I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before. 2 I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...but tell me more about yourself. 3 I ne... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 145 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:40:58 AM
  •  WordPerfect Help Line By: Flojoma
    This is supposedly a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination witho... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 41 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:50:31 PM
  •  The Ten Commandments of E-mail By: Flojoma
    1. Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. 2. Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou neediest. 3. Thou shalt read thine own message thrice bef... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 46 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:50:13 PM
  •  Telephone Network By: Flojoma
    American scientists dug 50 meters down in the underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, America announced that the ancient Americans 25,000 years ... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 52 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:49:17 PM
  •  Technology for Country Folk By: Flojoma
    1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove. 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk. 5. MEGA HERTZ: ... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 45 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:49:03 PM
  •  Talking Clock By: Flojoma
    While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That i... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 57 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:48:52 PM
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