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He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airp]]> Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:13:16 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?always-ask-never-assume&j=1490 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?always-ask-never-assume&j=1490
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPI]]> Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:29:08 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?why-are-americans-jobless&j=1489 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?why-are-americans-jobless&j=1489
One said to the other, ]]> Sat, 20 Feb 2010 13:37:13 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?what-you-sell&j=1488 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?what-you-sell&j=1488
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I]]> Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:29:27 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/religion-priest-nuns/?cabbie-picks-up-a-nun&j=1487 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/religion-priest-nuns/?cabbie-picks-up-a-nun&j=1487
And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.
Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:19:11 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/children-kids-jokes/?burnt-biscuits&j=1486 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/children-kids-jokes/?burnt-biscuits&j=1486
Dear Sir:

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1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican]]> Sun, 7 Feb 2010 14:41:31 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?understanding-beloved-women&j=1484 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?understanding-beloved-women&j=1484
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
Don't do laundry]]> Sun, 7 Feb 2010 14:36:07 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?what-a-woman-says&j=1483 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?what-a-woman-says&j=1483
Little Mary led off: "I ]]> Tue, 19 Jan 2010 07:59:36 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/johnny-little-jokes/?little-johnny-the-smart-salesman&j=1482 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/johnny-little-jokes/?little-johnny-the-smart-salesman&j=1482
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful g]]> Tue, 19 Jan 2010 07:18:48 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?my-cucumbers-are-enormous&j=1481 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?my-cucumbers-are-enormous&j=1481 bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm]]> Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:07:28 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?not-all-blondes-are-dumb&j=1480 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?not-all-blondes-are-dumb&j=1480
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Just as she]]> Fri, 8 Jan 2010 09:44:16 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/blonde-jokes/?blonde-and-doctor-funny-joke&j=1477 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/blonde-jokes/?blonde-and-doctor-funny-joke&j=1477
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The first person throws out a rock. The second throws out a pen. The third throws out a gren]]> Fri, 8 Jan 2010 09:30:20 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/outdoor-camping-jokes/?three-mens-valuables&j=1473 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/outdoor-camping-jokes/?three-mens-valuables&j=1473
After a few]]> Fri, 8 Jan 2010 09:27:40 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/blonde-jokes/?blonde-yelled-for-help&j=1472 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/blonde-jokes/?blonde-yelled-for-help&j=1472 They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."

The grou]]> Fri, 8 Jan 2010 09:27:13 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/blonde-jokes/?blonds-another-chance&j=1471 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/blonde-jokes/?blonds-another-chance&j=1471
* The biggest motivation is salary


* The unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment


* The most "syok" thing is you don't work ]]> Mon, 4 Jan 2010 03:33:58 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?as-an-employee&j=1470 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?as-an-employee&j=1470 Sat, 2 Jan 2010 07:22:47 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/pets-animals-insects/?the-rabbit-and-the-bear&j=1469 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/pets-animals-insects/?the-rabbit-and-the-bear&j=1469
The teacher asked the President ]]> Sat, 2 Jan 2010 07:21:40 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/politics-politicians-jokes/?definition-of-tragedy&j=1468 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/politics-politicians-jokes/?definition-of-tragedy&j=1468 Sat, 2 Jan 2010 07:20:35 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?success-to-a-happy-married-life&j=1467 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?success-to-a-happy-married-life&j=1467
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp.
Sat, 2 Jan 2010 07:18:50 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/technology-jokes/?program-manager-vs-workers&j=1466 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/technology-jokes/?program-manager-vs-workers&j=1466
Amitabh:Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?

Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Vinod]]> Sat, 2 Jan 2010 07:17:07 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/hindi-funny-jokes/?jaya-bachan-ko-phone-karonga&j=1465 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/hindi-funny-jokes/?jaya-bachan-ko-phone-karonga&j=1465
After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.
Sat, 2 Jan 2010 07:14:47 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?keep-the-old-motor-running&j=1464 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?keep-the-old-motor-running&j=1464

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When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he]]> Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:11:47 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?financial-planning-at-its-best&j=1462 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?financial-planning-at-its-best&j=1462
Jeeto says, "Yes, you're right."

Santa says, "Hey Johnny, come on in for a second."

Johnny came in and ]]> Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:58:55 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?time-to-teach-about-sex&j=1461 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?time-to-teach-about-sex&j=1461 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:07:53 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?married-too-long&j=1460 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/relationship-jokes/?married-too-long&j=1460
"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to]]> Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:34:10 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/medical-jokes/?doctor-terminology&j=1459 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/medical-jokes/?doctor-terminology&j=1459
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, eve]]> Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:33:47 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/medical-jokes/?five-surgeons&j=1458 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/medical-jokes/?five-surgeons&j=1458
Here she is in the middle of her campaign .... now this has happened to her.
]]> Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:41:47 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?hillary-campaign&j=1457 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?hillary-campaign&j=1457 Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 ]]> Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:48:02 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/johnny-little-jokes/?six-or-seven-joke&j=1456 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/johnny-little-jokes/?six-or-seven-joke&j=1456 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 15:33:20 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/medical-jokes/?snotty-receptionist&j=1455 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/medical-jokes/?snotty-receptionist&j=1455
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down]]> Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:36:23 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/medical-jokes/?he-was-crazy-not-stupid&j=1454 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/medical-jokes/?he-was-crazy-not-stupid&j=1454
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.

A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.

Boy ins]]> Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:47:49 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/travel-vacation-jokes/?far-sighted-old-man&j=1453 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/travel-vacation-jokes/?far-sighted-old-man&j=1453 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:32:36 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?looking-very-angrily&j=1452 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?looking-very-angrily&j=1452 are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

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President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and t]]> Wed, 7 Oct 2009 05:59:11 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/johnny-little-jokes/?little-johnny-is-at-it-again&j=1450 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/johnny-little-jokes/?little-johnny-is-at-it-again&j=1450
They made a plan.
They went to the dean next morning and said:
Sir we had gone for a wedding and our car Tyre Bursted.

So we had to ]]> Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:45:44 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/student-exam-jokes/?which-tyre-busted&j=1449 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/student-exam-jokes/?which-tyre-busted&j=1449
Old cock to]]> Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:47:07 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?twenty-five-young-hens&j=1448 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?twenty-five-young-hens&j=1448
"I'd love an ice-cold drink right now," he told the ]]> Tue, 1 Sep 2009 05:35:46 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?a-government-employee&j=1447 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?a-government-employee&j=1447
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. Sh]]> Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:05:31 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/pets-animals-insects/?talking-chicken&j=1446 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/pets-animals-insects/?talking-chicken&j=1446 <]]> Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:43:47 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/transportation-jokes/?a-policeman-stopped-a-car&j=1445 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/transportation-jokes/?a-policeman-stopped-a-car&j=1445
At 10:10, a student runs to the professor’s desk holdi]]> Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:35:32 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/student-exam-jokes/?you-know-who-am-i&j=1444 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/student-exam-jokes/?you-know-who-am-i&j=1444
A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats b]]> Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:59:10 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?an-old-monkey-story-with-a-new-ending&j=1443 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/profession-jobs-works/?an-old-monkey-story-with-a-new-ending&j=1443
The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, ]]> Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:33:56 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?dont-mess-with-old-people&j=1442 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/adult-jokes/?dont-mess-with-old-people&j=1442 apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few
days later he got this reply.

" Dear Mr. Laloo , you do not meet our requirem]]> Sun, 28 Jun 2009 04:29:00 GMT http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/hindi-funny-jokes/?laloo-at-microsoft&j=1441 http://funnyjokes.pakreseller.com/hindi-funny-jokes/?laloo-at-microsoft&j=1441