Best Collection of Redneck Jokes
- Young Ventriloquist By: Gulzaib
A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in Texas. He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and sa... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Shooting Cans By: Gulzaib
A Redneck Southern Guy walks into a gun shop. Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?" Redneck Guy: "I'm lookin' for a gun." Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?".... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Redneck Newlyweds By: Gulzaib
A Redneck couple was in bed on their wedding night, and were about to consummate their marriage. The wife stops the husband, saying "Be gentle. I'm still a virgin." The man is as... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Redneck Medical Terms By: Gulzaib
Artery The study of paintings. Benign What you be after you be eight. Bacteria Back door to cafeteria. Barium What doctors do when patients die. Cesarea... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Redneck Fishermen By: Gulzaib
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Redneck Father & Son By: Gulzaib
There was a redneck father and son who were always in competition with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week late... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Redneck Birth Control By: Gulzaib
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he a... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Head Hog at the Trough By: Gulzaib
The phone in a college dean's office rang, and his secretary answered, "Hello, Acme University." "Howdy," replied a man with a heavy Texas accent, "Could Ah please speak tothe Head Hog at t... [ Read Full Joke ]
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