Best Collection of Politics Politicians Jokes
- THE PUPPY TRADER By: Adnan
Hillary Clinton was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies are they?" The boy replies, "They're Democratic puppies... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- A TALE OF TWO PIGS By: Adnan
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nic... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- HILARY VISITS HOSPITAL By: Adnan
Hilary Clinton was taking a tour of a D.C. hospital while working to reform healthcare in the U.S. As she is touring, a doctor is explaining all the different functions of the hospital to her. Ev... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- THE FACTS OF LIFE By: Adnan
Boy: Dad, what's politics? Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call t... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- What is Politics By: Japan
Boy: Dad, what's politics? Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the govern... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Presidential Answering Service By: Japan
Thank you for calling the White House. You have reached the White House voice mail system. No one is available to take your call at this time because the entire administration is out to lunch. ... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Politicians on a Bus Accident By: Japan
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to inv... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Politician Son By: Japan
An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path... so they decided to do a small test.... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Democrats Emblem By: Japan
"Democrats announced today that they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom "stands up to inflation, h... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Congressman By: Japan
A first-time Congressman was being interviewed by the local paper. "Mr. Congressman," said the reporter, "when you get to Washington, are you going to be a pawn for the powerful interests t... [ Read Full Joke ]
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