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- The Oedipus Complex By: Japan
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- The First Time By: Japan
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He a... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Snow White By: Japan
Snow White was so desperate for a fuck, Off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she s... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Screwy Dick By: Japan
Here lie the bones of Screwy Dick. At birth he was blessed with a corkscrew prick. His entire life he spent in a futile hunt to find the girl with the corkscrew cun... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Saint Nick By: Japan
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass.... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Remember When... By: Japan
A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean... And ram was the cousin of a goat.... Meg was the name of m... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Oral Sex - an Ode to Love By: Japan
Penis breath, a lover's dread, Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn't pee. It's times like this, you ... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Old Mother Hubbard By: Japan
Old Mother Hubbard.... Went to the cupboard... To fetch her dog a bone... When she bent over... Rover took over... And gave her a bone of his own... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- It's Just your Dirty Mind By: Japan
I'm sure you can imagine As plain as you can be The place is Picadilly The player is He and She She whispered "Will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Don't Miss By: Japan
The grossest thing for me to see is my bathroom floor all full of pee. Why can't they make it in the bowl? Don't they see there is a hole? Out in the woods, they think it's c... [ Read Full Joke ]
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