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Best Collection of Newlyweds Jokes

  •  Worn Out By: Jasper
    A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but ... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 153 | Rating: 5.0 of 5 | Votes: 4 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:16:39 AM
  •  Wooden Leg By: Jasper
    Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage, as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn't bring himse... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 114 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:16:30 AM
  •  Warming up Supper By: Jesicka
    A young couple, married just a couple weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to the kit... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 127 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:16:18 AM
  •  Vibrating By: Jesicka
    While exploring their honeymoon hotel room, the bride discovered a little box attached to the bed. "What's that for?" she asked her spouse. "If you put a quarter in," he answered... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 113 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:15:41 AM
  •  The Best Worms By: Jesicka
    A man and his wife checked into a hotel for their honeymoon one warm June day. The desk clerk and hotel manager gave each other the 'nudge-nudge', indicating that they would never see the two of them ... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 73 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:15:30 AM
  •  Texas Couple By: Jesicka
    One day a young Texas couple decided to get married. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 85 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:15:19 AM
  •  Piece of Meat By: Jesicka
    There was a little boy and little girl playing in a mud box and the little boy as being a little boy playing with his goober. The little girl was not bothering anybody she was sitting there... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 71 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:15:04 AM
  •  Most Beautiful Night By: Jesicka
    On his honeymoon, a very thick South African Boer farmer, Piet Kruger, insisted on having a room with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bri... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 73 | Rating: 4.3 of 5 | Votes: 3 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:14:51 AM
  •  Missing Newlyweds By: Jesicka
    A very young couple, having limited funds, returned to her parents after the wedding for their honeymoon night. The next morning the family gathered for both breakfast and lunch without the seeing the... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 61 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:14:40 AM
  •  Get Rich Quick By: Jesicka
    A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 62 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 2:14:21 AM
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