Best Collection of Medical Jokes
- PHYSICAL EXAMINATION By: Adnan
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room s... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- AFTER EFFECTS By: Adnan
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." "Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- WILL IT HURT MUCH, DOCTOR? By: Adnan
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How mu... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- BIRTH CONTROL PILLS! By: Adnan
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- THE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER EXPECTANT By: Adnan
A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Pete was sitting at home one evening By: Wasiq Ansari
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach punched Pete between the eyes and scampered off.... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- College Physics By: Wasiq Ansari
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated stude... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- How to Argue the Price of a Screw By: Wasiq Ansari
A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, which consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw t... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Different Kinds of Doctors By: Wasiq Ansari
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method: General Practitioners know nothing and do little. Surgeons k... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- War Game By: Silly One
During an war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help push the jeep out of the mud. "Sorry sir," said one ... [ Read Full Joke ]
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