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  •  Black Eye By: Funter
    The naughty, Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 439 | Rating: 3.4 of 5 | Votes: 7 | Posted On: 7/2/2008 2:31:24 PM
  •  Wojak the Pole By: Jeevan
    Wojak the Pole went to a doctor complaining that he had lost his sex urge. After an examination the doctor told him: "There's really nothing wrong - you're just a bit unfit. Take up joggin... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 94 | Rating: 2.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:28:06 AM
  •  What are you doing? By: Jeevan
    Little Johnny is bored all day, hanging around the house. He goes into his parents room and finds them having sex. "What are you doing?" Johnny asks. "Uh, well, we're dancing." replies his ... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 116 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:27:40 AM
  •  Visiting a Zoo By: Jeevan
    Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit, where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points to the pachyderm's privates and says, "Momm... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 91 | Rating: 3.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:27:29 AM
  •  Use the Word Fascinate By: Jeevan
    Little Johnny was in school one day and the teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence. One little girl raised her hand and said, "When I went to the zoo, the elephants... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 58 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:27:17 AM
  •  Use the word Definitely By: Jeevan
    A nursery school teacher asks her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" The first little girl answers, "The sky is definitely blue," but the teacher says, "So... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 98 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:27:07 AM
  •  Use Beautiful Twice in a Sentence By: Jeevan
    One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who r... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 74 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:24:27 AM
  •  Two Syllable Words By: Jeevan
    The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 54 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:24:13 AM
  •  Trampling on By: Ali Sahil
    Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stom... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 60 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:23:57 AM
  •  Too Young to Smoke By: Ali Sahil
    A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything. The guy... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 56 | Rating: 2.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 1:23:47 AM
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