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  •  The Quickie By: rohan
    A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he wa... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  The Blind Man and the Waiter By: rohan
    A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu.... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Raisin Bread By: rohan
    There once was this little bread shop not to far from the school. Working behind the counter every day after school was a very voluptuous, nice looking long legged blond girl. She always wore short sk... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Peanuts on M & M By: rohan
    An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Peaches By: rohan
    A man was driving along a country road when he saw a sign that read "Peaches, All Flavors, 1 Mile." After seeing this he thought to himself, "I gotta see this!" After driving for a mile he saw the sta... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Hair in Spaghetti By: rohan
    This guy walks into a restaurant and orders spaghetti. He is served and after all of it is nearly gone he finds a hair in it. He calls the waiter over and says, "Do you see this damn hair? I ain't pay... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Good Place to Eat By: rohan
    Two businessmen were talking about good places to have lunch. One said, "Maxie's is a wonderful place for lunch. You go in for lunch and everyone says 'hello', immediately a delicious sandwich and a c... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Eating Out in London By: rohan
    A Texan, a Russian, and a guy from New Jersey are all in a restaurant in London. When the waiter arrived at the table he said, "Excuse me, but due to our "Mad Cow" disease here in England, ... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Do you Believe in Free Love? By: rohan
    A guy and several of his buddies used to frequent a certain restaurant. The food was always good, but the waitress always looked and sounded very sour. One evening, one of the friends was f... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Chicken Salad By: rohan
    Two toddlers, a boy and a girl, lived across the street from each other. Both dearly loved chicken salad. Each day, they took turns having lunch at his or her house and they always ate chicken salad. ... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 57 | Rating: 3.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 5/5/2008 12:48:58 AM
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