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Best Collection of Court Lawyer Jokes

  •  THE ATTRACTIVE UNDER GRADUATE By: Adnan
    One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor's office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc. Fi... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  ANY IDIOTS IN THE ROOM? By: Adnan
    "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself a... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  A QUICK SPELLING TEST By: Adnan
    The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it. George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that's wrong" ... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  A WEAKER ARGUMENT By: Adnan
    So there was this engineer who was tragically hit by a bus and killed instantly. He had lead a good life, but for some reason he found himself, rather than at the pearly gates, in the Other Place. Not... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  THE SNAKE AND THE RABBIT By: Adnan
    A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They immediately began to argue with one another as to w... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  HOW LONG HAVE I GOT LEFT? By: Adnan
    A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The m... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  A ROMANTIC AT HEART By: Adnan
    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then tak... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  A STRANGE STORY By: Adnan
    A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscripti... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Wrong Number By: Humbugg TheGreat
    A lawyer who works in Texas gets a call about an emergency which requires him to immediately fly out of the state for a short period of time. He has no time to pack, so he calls home to tell his wife ... [ Read Full Joke ]

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  •  Why not the Lover? By: Humbugg TheGreat
    "So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct," says the defendant. ... [ Read Full Joke ]

    Viewed: 63 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 5/4/2008 11:54:38 PM
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