Best Collection of Children Kids Jokes
- Wrong Grip By: Lupoka
A family was supposed to stay the night at a hotel, but there was a screw-up with the rooms, so grandpa had to sleep in the same bed as the 15-year old grandson. In the middle of the night... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- What's Daddy for By: Lupoka
"Mummy, where do babies come from? "The stork, dear." "Mummy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" "The police, dear." "Mummy, if our house was on fire, who would save u... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- What Johnny Saw By: Lupoka
I young female teacher was giving an assignment to her sixth grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly, there was a giggle from one of t... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Two Young Brothers By: Lupoka
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Two Brothers By: Lupoka
There were two brothers, a seven-year-old and a four-year-old, who shared a room. One day, the older brother and the younger brother agreed they were old enough to start cursing. "When we g... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Twelve Pack By: Lupoka
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, "Well, y... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Too Wiggly and Limp By: Ariese Ansari
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." ... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Thumping Sound By: Ariese Ansari
This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mum and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- Thumb Sucking By: Ariese Ansari
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a litt... [ Read Full Joke ]
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- The Gun and the Watch By: Ariese Ansari
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at the same time. The Italian boy's father presents him with a brand-new pistol. On the other side of town, at his Bar Mitzvah, the... [ Read Full Joke ]
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