Best Collection of Bar Jokes
- AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN AND A SCOTSMAN By: Adnan
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them. The Englishman just looks at ... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 24 | Rating: 1 of 5 | Votes: 3 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:18:18 AM
- FIRE ENGINE By: Adnan
As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 15 | Rating: 4 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:17:50 AM
- ONE SUNNY DAY IN IRELAND By: Adnan
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over the... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 20 | Rating: 3 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:17:23 AM
- DRUNK DRIVING By: Adnan
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 18 | Rating: 0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:17:03 AM
- THE DRINKS ARE ON ME By: Adnan
This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you're at it, have one yourself." "Well thank you sir," says the barman and proce... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 10 | Rating: 0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:16:38 AM
- Wife's Photograph By: Dapper
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare anoth... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 67 | Rating: 3 of 5 | Votes: 2 | Posted On: 5/4/2008 11:06:19 PM
- Wife runs away with Best Friend By: Dapper
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. "Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 60 | Rating: 0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/4/2008 11:06:07 PM
- Who was Drunker By: Dapper
Three women had a very late night drinking Budweiser. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker t... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 60 | Rating: 0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/4/2008 11:03:50 PM
- When does the Bar Open? By: Dapper
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, soun... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 46 | Rating: 0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/4/2008 11:03:36 PM
- What's that you have on By: Dapper
This man went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek... [ Read Full Joke ]
Viewed: 46 | Rating: 0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 5/4/2008 11:03:23 PM
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