Latest Funny Jokes in Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English
- Don't Mess with Old People! Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
Revenue Canada decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Revenue Canada office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ...
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- Laloo At Microsoft Posted By: Jasper in Category: Hindi Funny Jokes
Once Laloo of Bihar, sent his bio data to america to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply. " Dear Mr. Laloo , you do not meet our requirem...
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- Modern Panchtantra Story - IT HUMOR Posted By: Jasper in Category: Sardar Ji Jokes
Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ] Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He u...
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- Sardar joke in hindi Posted By: Jasper in Category: Sardar Ji Jokes
Due to the increasing sardar jokes in the country, santa and banta were little tensed.. They both decide to arrange a seminar in hariyana for this issue.. the subject of the ...
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- Drunk Santa Singh Posted By: Jasper in Category: Sardar Ji Jokes
There was once a competition involving three gruelling tests. The participants had to do the following in immediate succession: 1.) Drink five bottles of hard whiskey in one go 2) Enter a ro...
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- Union rules Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" ...
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- The delivery Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady's been pregnant for some time, and now her time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby....
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- Man test Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobic...
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- Don't go that route Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
A man left the lower forty-eight for Alaska to get away from it all. At the last outpost before losing himself in the wilderness for a year, he decides that an entire season alone should be started by...
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- Exact change Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's...
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- Hamus and Murphy fancied Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
Hamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.' He went next door to th...
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- An Easy Enough Mistake Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, ...
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- Animal jokes-The Bat Posted By: Jasper in Category: Pets Animals Insects
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started...
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- Fight Like a Man Posted By: Jasper in Category: Family Husband Wives
Three men were sitting in a bar lying about how under their thumb they had their wives. The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything. They looked at ...
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- Adult jokes-Strange city Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored. He sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to bartender and said, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress.."...
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- Clean jokes-Boat painter Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
A boat painter was awarded the job of painting a small sail boat and when he was asked by the owner, how long it would take him to finish the job, he replied, "Two weeks". Three weeks went ...
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- Really funny jokes-School Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My ...
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- Adult jokes-Grandma Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
The children and grand children of an elderly Jewish woman decided to send grandma on a cruise... Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser. He looked at it and said, "Oh,...
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- Joke of the Day - Begging Posted By: Jasper in Category: Cowboys Indians Jokes
Once, while Bishop Talbot, the giant "cowboy bishop," was attending a meeting of church dignitaries in St. Paul, a tramp accosted a group of churchmen in the hotel porch and asked for aid. ...
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