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- WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES Posted By: Adnan in Category: Technology Jokes
New error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows XP operating system... 1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit....
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Viewed: 139 | Rating: 2.8 of 5 | Votes: 4 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:42:20 AM
- MICROSOFT BUYS A LITTLE TIME Posted By: Adnan in Category: Technology Jokes
In a surprise move, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates announced yesterday that he has purchased the entire calendar year of 1998. 1998 will be replaced instead by "Year-M" to be followed by actual 1998. "...
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- BILL MEETS SATAN Posted By: Adnan in Category: Technology Jokes
Eventually, Bill croaks and Satan is there to greet him. "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your li...
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- THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER Posted By: Adnan in Category: Technology Jokes
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The fr...
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- TOP TEN LINES FROM INTERNET CHATROOMS Posted By: Adnan in Category: Technology Jokes
1 You're different.....I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before. 2 I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...but tell me more about yourself. 3 I ne...
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Viewed: 89 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:40:58 AM
- A TRIP TO THE CINEMA Posted By: Adnan in Category: Pets Animals Insects
A man goes into a cinema with his dog to watch a film. It's a romantic comedy and when there's a funny seen the dog starts laughing. A little later on there's a sad part and suddenly the dog starts cr...
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- THE RABBIT AND THE SNAKE Posted By: Adnan in Category: Pets Animals Insects
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay,...
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- THREE WISHES Posted By: Adnan in Category: Pets Animals Insects
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her. "You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to reward you by ...
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- THE TALKING PARROTS Posted By: Adnan in Category: Pets Animals Insects
A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "T...
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- HOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS! Posted By: Adnan in Category: Pets Animals Insects
A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender give me a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another". The bartender pours anoth...
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- TEN YEARS WITHOUT PAROLE Posted By: Adnan in Category: Relationship Jokes
A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. Because he had to be ...
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- ON HONEYMOON Posted By: Adnan in Category: Relationship Jokes
A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing t...
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- OLD WOMAN WHO HAS A BABY Posted By: Adnan in Category: Relationship Jokes
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old moth...
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- THE VOICE Posted By: Adnan in Category: Relationship Jokes
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in f...
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- RIDING HIS BIKE Posted By: Adnan in Category: Transportation Jokes
There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother's house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway's made it by there by 2PM. One day he tried to make it in 1 hour. Collapsing o...
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- THE IMPORTED SPORTS CAR Posted By: Adnan in Category: Transportation Jokes
The work of a certain timid but thorough law clerk was valued for its precision, so soon he was making money to buy himself a nice imported sports car. Not long afterwards he had the misfortune t...
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Viewed: 73 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 9/17/2008 3:34:58 AM
- THREE MEN ON A PLANE Posted By: Adnan in Category: Transportation Jokes
Three men are on a plane. They open a window and one throws an orange out. The other throws out an apple. The Third throws out a hand grenade. After getting off of the plane, they see a boy cryin...
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- MOTORWAY BREAK DOWN Posted By: Adnan in Category: Transportation Jokes
A car breaks down along the motorway one day, so the driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the motorway. He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in trench coats. The m...
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- AIR LINE PILOT Posted By: Adnan in Category: Transportation Jokes
An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the intercom. He said to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a dump and then put the make on ...
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- PHYSICAL EXAMINATION Posted By: Adnan in Category: Medical Jokes
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the room s...
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