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  •  A Short Love Story Posted By: Jasper in Category: Relationship Jokes
    A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a tr...

    Viewed: 4148 | Rating: 2.3 of 5 | Votes: 32 | Posted On: 10/18/2010 7:19:33 AM
  •  Example of Financial Management Indeed Posted By: Jasper in Category: Hindi Funny Jokes
    A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday. How? The other beggar asked. First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday. I ...

    Viewed: 3724 | Rating: 3.1 of 5 | Votes: 22 | Posted On: 10/18/2010 7:18:56 AM
  •  Get Your Own Blanket Posted By: Jasper in Category: Relationship Jokes
    A Man & a Pretty Woman Who had never met Before Found Themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train. The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk. Du...

    Viewed: 3482 | Rating: 3.2 of 5 | Votes: 5 | Posted On: 6/16/2010 1:48:14 PM
  •  Jawanon k Liye Ehem Naseehatein Posted By: Jasper in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes
    Jawanon k Liye Ehem Naseehatein 1) Khud ko Mobile mai itna na Mashghool Rakho K Samne se koi Lush Push Bachi guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe pata bhi na chale. 2) Bike ho ya Car, ...

    Viewed: 4583 | Rating: 3.1 of 5 | Votes: 47 | Posted On: 6/16/2010 1:32:56 PM
  •  Types of Girls (Computer Humor) Posted By: Jasper in Category: Technology Jokes
    Types of Girls (Computer Humor) CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense HARD DISK GIRLS S...

    Viewed: 3860 | Rating: 2.5 of 5 | Votes: 13 | Posted On: 6/16/2010 1:30:40 PM
  •  Buddha's Advice to Calm a Disturbed Mind Posted By: Jasper in Category: Religion Priest Nuns
    Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers.. This was in the initial days. While they were traveling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha...

    Viewed: 3818 | Rating: 2.5 of 5 | Votes: 36 | Posted On: 4/24/2010 8:49:31 AM
  •  Very Nice Joke Posted By: Jasper in Category: Politics Politicians Jokes
    I asked my friend's little daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both her parents, Labor supporters, were standing ...

    Viewed: 3829 | Rating: 2.8 of 5 | Votes: 4 | Posted On: 4/22/2010 3:07:03 PM
  •  There is Somebody Under My Bed! Posted By: Jasper in Category: Bar Jokes
    THERE IS SOMEBODY UNDER MY BED! EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I ...

    Viewed: 3465 | Rating: 3.4 of 5 | Votes: 12 | Posted On: 4/22/2010 3:05:36 PM
  •  Two Nicely Dressed Ladies Posted By: Jasper in Category: Insult Jokes
    Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The 1st lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well man...

    Viewed: 3327 | Rating: 2.0 of 5 | Votes: 8 | Posted On: 3/13/2010 5:22:57 AM
  •  Know The Complete Picture Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
    Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!!!". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says..."do you know me???"...

    Viewed: 3746 | Rating: 2.4 of 5 | Votes: 16 | Posted On: 3/13/2010 5:06:42 AM
  •  Always Ask, Never Assume! Posted By: Jasper in Category: Profession Jobs Works
    His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airp...

    Viewed: 3077 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 7 | Posted On: 2/24/2010 9:13:16 AM
  •  Why Are Americans Jobless? Posted By: Jasper in Category: Profession Jobs Works
    John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPI...

    Viewed: 3061 | Rating: 3.8 of 5 | Votes: 5 | Posted On: 2/23/2010 1:29:08 PM
  •  What You Sell? Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
    Two Australian Businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ...

    Viewed: 3388 | Rating: 3.7 of 5 | Votes: 6 | Posted On: 2/20/2010 1:37:13 PM
  •  Cabbie picks up a Nun Posted By: Jasper in Category: Religion Priest Nuns
    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I...

    Viewed: 2821 | Rating: 1.9 of 5 | Votes: 8 | Posted On: 2/11/2010 1:29:27 PM
  •  Burnt Biscuits Posted By: Jasper in Category: Children Kids Jokes
    When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work....

    Viewed: 3207 | Rating: 4.6 of 5 | Votes: 5 | Posted On: 2/11/2010 8:19:11 AM
  •  Nice Contact Agreement - Humor Posted By: Jasper in Category: Profession Jobs Works
    Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: ...

    Viewed: 3421 | Rating: 5.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 2/11/2010 5:48:03 AM
  •  Understanding Beloved Women Posted By: Jasper in Category: Relationship Jokes
    We don't understand Women : Their "Whatever" "Anything" OR "You Decide" 1 . (Whatever) Men: What should we have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why don't we have Mexican...

    Viewed: 2948 | Rating: 4.3 of 5 | Votes: 4 | Posted On: 2/7/2010 2:41:31 PM
  •  What a Woman Says Posted By: Jasper in Category: Relationship Jokes
    What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we Don't do laundry...

    Viewed: 2722 | Rating: 2.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 2/7/2010 2:36:07 PM
  •  Little Johnny the Smart Salesman Posted By: Jasper in Category: Johnny Little Jokes
    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off: "I ...

    Viewed: 2787 | Rating: 3.0 of 5 | Votes: 3 | Posted On: 1/19/2010 7:59:36 AM
  •  My Cucumbers Are Enormous Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
    A Beautiful Woman Loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful g...

    Viewed: 3155 | Rating: 3.9 of 5 | Votes: 7 | Posted On: 1/19/2010 7:18:48 AM

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