Latest Funny Jokes in Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English
- Two Nicely Dressed Ladies Posted By: Jasper in Category: Insult Jokes
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The 1st lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well man...
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Viewed: 26 | Rating: 5.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 3/13/2010 5:22:57 AM
- Know The Complete Picture Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
Guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!!!". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says..."do you know me???"...
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Viewed: 32 | Rating: 4.3 of 5 | Votes: 3 | Posted On: 3/13/2010 5:06:42 AM
- Always Ask, Never Assume! Posted By: Jasper in Category: Profession Jobs Works
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airp...
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Viewed: 104 | Rating: 4.3 of 5 | Votes: 3 | Posted On: 2/24/2010 9:13:16 AM
- Why Are Americans Jobless? Posted By: Jasper in Category: Profession Jobs Works
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPI...
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Viewed: 100 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 2/23/2010 1:29:08 PM
- What You Sell? Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
Two Australian Businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, ...
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Viewed: 133 | Rating: 4.5 of 5 | Votes: 2 | Posted On: 2/20/2010 1:37:13 PM
- Cabbie picks up a Nun Posted By: Jasper in Category: Religion Priest Nuns
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I...
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Viewed: 146 | Rating: 1.7 of 5 | Votes: 7 | Posted On: 2/11/2010 1:29:27 PM
- Burnt Biscuits Posted By: Jasper in Category: Children Kids Jokes
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work....
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Viewed: 141 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 2/11/2010 8:19:11 AM
- Nice Contact Agreement - Humor Posted By: Jasper in Category: Profession Jobs Works
Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: ...
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Viewed: 104 | Rating: 5.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 2/11/2010 5:48:03 AM
- Understanding Beloved Women Posted By: Jasper in Category: Relationship Jokes
We don't understand Women : Their "Whatever" "Anything" OR "You Decide" 1 . (Whatever) Men: What should we have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why don't we have Mexican...
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Viewed: 100 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 2/7/2010 2:41:31 PM
- What a Woman Says Posted By: Jasper in Category: Relationship Jokes
What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we Don't do laundry...
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Viewed: 90 | Rating: 0.0 of 5 | Votes: 0 | Posted On: 2/7/2010 2:36:07 PM
- Little Johnny the Smart Salesman Posted By: Jasper in Category: Johnny Little Jokes
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off: "I ...
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Viewed: 211 | Rating: 5.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 1/19/2010 7:59:36 AM
- My Cucumbers Are Enormous Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
A Beautiful Woman Loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful g...
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Viewed: 254 | Rating: 4.3 of 5 | Votes: 4 | Posted On: 1/19/2010 7:18:48 AM
- Not all Blondes are Dumb Posted By: Jasper in Category: Adult Jokes
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm...
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Viewed: 367 | Rating: 3.3 of 5 | Votes: 3 | Posted On: 1/13/2010 12:07:28 PM
- Voluptuous Private Secretary Posted By: Jasper in Category: Food Restaurant Jokes
Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office. Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explana...
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Viewed: 311 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 2 | Posted On: 1/8/2010 9:46:03 AM
- Blond Belongs in B.E.D. Posted By: Jasper in Category: Blonde Jokes
The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So ...
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Viewed: 267 | Rating: 3.0 of 5 | Votes: 2 | Posted On: 1/8/2010 9:45:19 AM
- Blonde and Doctor FUNNY JOKE Posted By: Jasper in Category: Blonde Jokes
A blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time, found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she...
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Viewed: 273 | Rating: 5.0 of 5 | Votes: 2 | Posted On: 1/8/2010 9:44:16 AM
- Affair with Boss Posted By: Jasper in Category: Brunette Jokes
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss lef...
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Viewed: 325 | Rating: 3.5 of 5 | Votes: 2 | Posted On: 1/8/2010 9:42:46 AM
- Three Mens Valuables Posted By: Jasper in Category: Outdoor Camping Jokes
Three men are in a car which is about to crash. They all decided to throw out one valuable item. The first person throws out a rock. The second throws out a pen. The third throws out a gren...
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Viewed: 224 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 1/8/2010 9:30:20 AM
- Blonde Yelled for Help Posted By: Jasper in Category: Blonde Jokes
Three Blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few...
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Viewed: 277 | Rating: 4.0 of 5 | Votes: 1 | Posted On: 1/8/2010 9:27:40 AM
- Blond's Another Chance Posted By: Jasper in Category: Blonde Jokes
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb. They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb." The grou...
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Viewed: 157 | Rating: 4.5 of 5 | Votes: 2 | Posted On: 1/8/2010 9:27:13 AM